Julia

= Bridget Wonder gets swallowed!!!!!!! =

=DEAR DIARY, Hey diary it’s me, Bridget Wonder. I know you know who I am but I want to tell you again because I am Wonderful. I am famous, wonderful and the smoothest bread that ever left the bag. My father came from Brazil where he was made to feed the city. That was his dream until he met my mother who was with a group of teenagers on a field trip. The two bread slices fell in love they moved to Hollywood where they had a baby girl (which is me). I am obviously famous or I wouldn’t be here waiting on a plate with paparazzi peanut butter and my family. I am getting ready for my commercial for the new Campbell’s Chicken and Stars. My crust is tan my dough is fluffy I am almost ready. All I need is Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I am being carried away by a… monster!!!! I am getting slathered with sticky, strawberry jam and crunchy peanut butter. “This is bad day to eat me because I just started my diet” I thought to myself. I do not look good in crunchy it’s either smooth or no peanut butter at all. The monster is opening his mouth and I can see its teeth  and tongue are ready for some flavor. I am screaming for dear life because I don’t want to be eaten. Suddenly I am getting broken into little pieces and I am bouncing on a pale pink water trampoline . Uh oh! I am leaking from my insides. Wait! I am not leaking my friend Connie cone had to do this in a commercial where this little boy’s ice cream fell and the ice cream, Connie and the little boy cried I think it’s called. Whoa! I am sliding down this slide thing and I just fell into I don’t know and I don’t want to know. I am getting eaten again by things that are smaller than me. I tried to push them off but they just ate my crust. All that is left of me is my head and my lower dough. A brilliant thought came in my head. What if this is a prank show or I am in this dark place because my parents are going to surprise me with my own T.V. show I need look pretty. I don’t have my mirror so I will just smile really big that will attract all the attention.” What are you doing?” Someone said. My smile is fading to a scared look as I say, “Who’s there?” A flash of light booms and I see a slice of an apple and it’s looking directly at me. He or she is probably looking at my good looks or looking at my mouth that is still wide open. “You see” the apple slice began “we are the food the food doesn’t come to us so you can close your mouth because the only thing you get in your mouth is saliva”. Suddenly we were moving like we were on one of the conveyer belts at the grocery store. “The first stop was the esophagus ” the apple slice said like he or she was a tour guide. “Before we get into the whole thing about the human body we should get to get to know each other’s names” I said. “Your right” the apple agreed. “My name is Gala what’s yours?” Gala said proud of her name. My name is Bridget what’s yours? I said trying to act like it was a good comeback. “I just told you its Gala” she said.”Yeah, well maybe it was a trick question” I said with a laugh. Unexpectedly we started swashing around like we were at the beach with crashing waves. We are now passing the small intestine Gala said acting like a tour guide Again!! We have been flowing through the body for a while now but I am just lying down looking all relaxed when we were at something that looks like a water park slide. If we weren’t turning we were going down if we were not going down we were going to the left, well you get the picture. “Now that fun adventure was called the large intestine ”, That was not fun I will give you a definition of fun a weekend with Justin Timberflake the best dancing roll in the U.S. I said. I knew that Gala would be jealous that is why I said it. Actually you can call it the large intestine but scientist call it the colon. “Who said that?” I asked Gala.” It was me” said peanut butter ball or what’s left of one. “Who are you?” Gala asked in a friendly voice. I am Skippy” the ball of peanut butter said. I am Bridget Wonder you know the slice of bread who was in the commercial for Wonder bread that is how I got my last name I said showing off my wonderfulness. This is my fr… this is Gala I said introducing Gala to Skippy. This part of the journey is called the anu I said acting like Gala (well mocking her). After listening to facts about the body for a while I was finally released into a pool where my parents are waiting for me with the director of my new T.V. show (I hope). Rapidly I am spinning around and around. I feel sicker than I was in the large intestine . The rest of the story you should read in the break between lunch and dinner. = =(P.S. I am serious) =