Jillian



Oh, hi, you scared me there. I'm a pb&j, or was a pb&j. It all started when I was a little girl. All my life there has been tragedy here and there. My friends were taken even my bread dog was taken. It was horrible in my bread case. Always there has been two pieces of bread taken day after day, but today was the day that I came out of my bread case and get splattered with peanut butter and jelly. The human that took me and my best friend Sara, placed us down and walked over to the peanut butter and opened the jar and out came the weapon, a sharp pointy knife, and got a big clump of peanut butter and smeared it all over me. I tried to shut my eyes and mouth before I get smeared with peanut butter but unfortunately I didn't close my mouth in time so now I have peanut butter on the roof of my mouth and I can't get it off and it's bugging the heck out of me. Then he took the weapon and again and opened the jar of jelly and got some jelly and smeared Sara with it and I quickly said "HOLD YOUR BREATH!" and she made it. And then the person put us together and took us up to it's ** mouth ** and took a bite and it hurt badly. And now we are in the mouth and the teeth were grinding and chopping at us and the tongue got us all wet. Right when we got dried off, the saliva glands sprayed us. Then we turned into bolus then something pushed us and we fell down a big long hole called the ** esophogus ** where we turned into like a rolling wave of a tube of toothpaste and landed in a pink muscular bag called the ** stomach ** ﻿that has warm, sizzling and burning liquid that kills any bacteria and turns food into liquid. Then we turned into smaller bits of food then we entered the ** small intestine ** ﻿that is two inches in diameter and twenty-two feet long. While we were in the small intestine, the villa (short hair like structures) tickled us all the way down absorbing nutrients and it was like a long windy tunnel and you can stay up to four hours in here. Now, we entered the ** large intestine ** ﻿that is up to three to four inches around and five feet long. We just passed the colon, the part of the large intestine where the body absorbs water and minerals, and as the water leaves, leftovers become smaller and more solid and dry. We are so scared and we are shivering like heck. Now we are waiting to be flushed. Now we are in the ocean as lonely, lonely waste. The sewer is not a fun place to be people, trust me, I've been there.