Evan+M

Flush Life really sucks in the ocean. Trust me; you would also if you were me. Just one big piece of… Wait one minute. Let me tell you the whole story first before I get into detail. It all started as a whole piece of whole grain bread. All of my family and friends were famous like all the other whole grain pieces of bread. All of the sourdough and regular pieces of bread bowed down to our wonderful crusts. The only bad thing is that there have been a lot of pieces of bread that had gone missing, by the doubles! My friend bobby and I were on the top of the batch too. Usually it all starts out with one of the evil disgraceful HUMANS! It is just when they get hungry and feels like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It was just one ordinary day hanging out with my friends talking about other women pieces of bread and how fluffy they look. Then one of the humans must have got hungry and went into fridge grabbed the peanut butter than the jelly twisted there heads of then reached out for bobby and I. he got the cutting board out then slammed us against the cold and hard death board. Then he went for the big sharp but shinny butter knife. He started chopping away at both of our wonderful and dreamy crusts. Then he got a big scoop of peanut butter and lathered it all of bobby’s face. From then I just knew he had passed away. Then I heard the sudden crying of Bobby’s parents! Next he went for the jelly and smashed it all over my face! He lifted Bobby and thru him right on top of me. He picked us both up one on top of the other and when I looked up I saw well taken care of teeth and stuffed us both in his mouth. All of the ** salivary gl and** was spraying me like I was in some type of car wash. Not only that but then I turned into a bolus. Awwwwwwww I said, as I was tumbling and turning down the esophagus. Ewwww I whispered as the esophagus was squeezing me then letting go all the way until I reached the stomach. When I entered the stomach it was like a pink muscular bag that had a bunch of burning and sizzling liquid. What the heck I am breaking into smaller pieces of food and chunks, because all of the amylase takes off all of the carbohydrates, starch, and sugar, and the protease breaking down the proteins and the fat. Weeee I said as I went zooming into the small intestine. WOW! The ** small intestines ** only like two inches around but twenty-two feet long! It was pretty much like a watering house. The thing that stunk was that it took somewhere around for hours. Then I entered the **large intestine**! There was a huge difference because the large intestine is only like five feet long and five inches around. Then after a few minutes I was in the **anus**. I started to feel air and start seeing water then it was a big clunk. Then there was a flush. I started to travel through the fine and lovely sewer pipes. Then I ended up right here in the bottom of the ocean!

That is very good! -Colton