Colton

__PB & J Through the Body – Digestive system__ If you are reading this I’m in the toilet, digested and no longer delicious. I once was a beautiful piece of white bread with my friends. But one day things went bad! I was just in a bag with my friends on a shelf in the bakery nice and quiet. And one day someone took our bag home and took SpongeBob and Squarepants. They named themselves that because there was a TV in the bakery. Then from the pantry I heard them scream like little girls. What babies. Then, a jar of peanut butter said “There have been reports of a little boy making us into ‘sandwiches’.” then, a jar of grape jelly said “Using parts of us between bread.” I asked “Is that where my friends went?” They looked at one another then looked at me and nodded. I said to myself “OH…NO! That means my friends and I are going to the face the same fate!” Days went by and more and more of my friends left when there were four of us left and the little boy the door open so I could see what is going to happen. The boy took Bob and Bill and the jars out to the counter. I saw it all. First he opened the jar lids and grabbed a butter knife and with the knife took some peanut butter and some grape jelly. He put the jelly on Bob and the peanut butter on Bill then he forced them together. He put them on a plate and went to close the lids on the jars and put them back in the pantry with us bread. He still didn’t close the door. But when he picked up Bob and Bill he faced the opposite direction than me so I couldn’t see what was happening but when he came to close the door Bob and Bill were gone! I asked the jars what happened and they said Bob and Bill were eaten. Now I got scared. That meant I am next! I started to panic. The jars said not to panic because it hurts only a little and that it is like a journey. They know that it doesn’t hurt because parts of them went with Bob and Bill. And then the boy opened the door again and said “Man I want some more, I am so hungry”, grabbed the jars, set them on the counter, and grabbed me and Ben! I couldn’t run because I am bread! And the little boy couldn’t understand or hear me. We got set on the cutting board. I hope I don’t get cut! He opened the jars and took out a butter knife and smeared peanut butter all over Ben. And smeared jelly all over me. He forced us together. That’s as close as I want to get to someone. Then he put us in his hands and led us toward! The digestive system process has begun! The teeth worked hard to make me get me crushed but I dodged it by hopping. The only way to go was to stomach so I hopped to the throat and I jumped into the esophagus. It was a big drop to the stomach. Then the stomach ’s acid burned my eyes! When I could open my eyes I was a thick soup. Then the enzymes in the duodenum complete the breakdown of the food particles. Then the fat particles are broken down into two stages. First bile disperses the fat particles into tiny droplets then the enzymes break it down further. Now I go to the small intestine and meet the villus which eat nutrition off of me and makes its way to the rest of the body. The small intestine is a long ride. All that’s left is roughage and water. It took a while to get to the large intestine. A liquid of undigested waste (us) arrives in the colon. As we travel through the colon toward the rectum, most of the water is absorbed. That wasn’t as long as the small one. When the little boy went to the bathroom what was left of us was expelled through the rear ( anus ). That was the worst journey ever! __ THE END __