Mark

peanut butter and jelly time One bright Saturday afternoon this one woman walks in the store minding her own business and she walks to the bread aisle and she’s looking at white bread so the whole time I’m thinking she’s going to pick me she’s going to pick me and what does she do she picks me well she doesn’t really pick me she picks my bag of white bread and I’m in it. So she go’s and gets the rest of the stuff she needs and then she went and paid. Then she was walking to the car and I was in a plastic bag ‘’S﻿ ﻿REAMING ’’ I’m going to die from ﻿ sufacati﻿ng. Then she put me and the other bags in the car and then she shunt the trunk and then all of a sudden it got pitch black in there. Then we started to drive a little and then I was in there for about ten minutes and then we stopped and she got out her car and she brought me in the house and set me on the table and I saw 8 kids running around the house and I’m thinking in my head this bread is going to be gone before dawn hits. Early in the morning all 8 kids are at the breakfast table and I am so glad that I am the last piece of bread. Now I know I am not going to be the first one eaten plus if I was I would have to go throe the pane sooner. Now 8 pieces of bread have been eaten and I’m next I am so glad the kids are at school. Owe man the kids just walk in the house now I’m really doomed. They just pulled me out of the bag and they just put peanut butter on me and my other side they just put jelly on me and they just put me together and all I see right now is little grungy teeth coming ‘’RIGHT AT ME’’ next thing I nodes there is a huge peace missing in me and then the next thing I know I see 2 huge pieces are missing then the next thing I see he’s shoving the whole thing in his mouth and now he shut his mouth and then he stared chewing and it hurt so bad that I was yelling ‘’MOM MOM HELP ME DO SOMTHING’’ and then he swallowed and then I turned in to a ball and down the stomach. The stomach felt like smooth and it had some leftover meatloaf I think I don’t know what it was. When I was going through the stomach the stomach said burned my eyes because I opened them to see what was happening. Then I started to break down into tiny pieces and then I went through the large intestine and that was all slimy and gross. Then I went into the small intestines and that was really narrow and I was squashed. Then I fell into the stomach and that was like a throw up pool it was so discussing I all most throw up 20 times. Then after 24 hours and 4 minutes and 5 milliseconds I was poop. He pooped me out and then I was just sitting there in nasty water just waiting to be flush and what does that kid do wipes and leaves. He forgot to flush the toilet. Then his mom came into the bathroom and said ‘’JIM get in here ‘’ yes mom did you do this. No mom I would never do such a thing like that. Are you telling me the truth? Yes I am. Ok whatever. And then she flushes it. And there I go. THE END