Angelina

= :Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: =

===My Grandfather Reginald It was a nice, cool day in my bread bag, when everything went wrong. I was happy and unprepared to meet my death. There were 12 of us in that crazy bag. But during the time there were only 6 of us left. Merlin was right. We were all going to die soon. My friend Merlin said that a lot of his friends had been smashed into 2 pieces of bread and mayonaise. Peanut butter said the same thing about her left leg and Jelly’s right arm. After that, everything went wrong. Peanut Butter was taken out of the fridge, as was Jelly; Merlin said that a lot of his friends had been deered what was going to happen next. I was taken out of my bread bag as for one of my best friends, J.T. It was horrifying! I could see that J.T.’s wheat was pounding really hard when we were on the cutting board. I bet he could see that my wheat was pounding too. “Thump! Thump!” footsteps were coming closer and closer and closer. A cabinet went. We could both see it. The KNIFE! Closer and closer and closer and.. WHEW! It was just placed onto the far side of the cutting board. That was a close one. Peanut Butter’s jar got opened and placed on the kitchen and so was Jelly’s. Uh Oh!...The cabinet screamed again. A human took the butter knife and smashed Peanut Butter all around me. The Peanut Butter burned my eyes. “Ouch" I screamed. “That really hurts!” But finally, it was all over. Well, for me it was. J.T. got Jelly spreaded all around him. He also screamed, but it was more like a squeal than a scream. I just hope he would `be all right. I bet you if I could go back in time, when I just got taken from my bag with J.T. everybody would be terrified. That’s when the pain got worse. J.T. was smooshed right on top of me, Peanut Butter and Jelly and I were all screaming for our lives. But we were still on the cutting board. Was the human who made us really going to leave us there? Nope, too late. We then got placed in the middle of the board. “Knife!” J.T. yelled. I felt so bad for him because he was on the top, but either way we were all going to get hurt. “Cling!” The human picked up the knife, and cuts us in 4 squares! Did the human know how bad this feels? He should be ashamed. He then put all of the square bits on a green glass plate. What was going to happen next? Nothing what I expected. The human started washing his utensils and cutting board in the sink. “Whoosh!” went the sink. It made a screech and the whooshing stopped. The human picked the plate up and sat us on the table. It picked one slice of us up. And that was the most horrifying day of my life. A cave of darkness is what we were in. But I saw something white. J.T. told me that we were going through the digestive system and that we just entered the mouth. I could fill the human’s tongue on my wheat bread. Right then and there, the teeth chewed us, and the saliva sprayed us. I already knew the whole digestive system but I never knew I would discover it like this! I was now a bolus. Wow! The rollercoaster was about to begin. I could feel all the remains of my body race. Down the esophagus I go! I could feel all of the inside muscles smoothening and relaxing in a delicate way. I was strapped in and ready for the ride. I was waiting and once we past 10 inches, I finally reached the stomach. It was like I was in a bag covered in Pepto Bismal. Oh Boy! Is that hydrochloric acid?! I started to be squirted at with the hydrochloric acid, it felt like a squirt gun shooting me. But then the pain came to me in no time. I felt sizzling in my whole body, like I was in a toaster. Oh No! Enzymes! They are attacking me all over my body! Agh! Oh my Goodness! I was being broken down. Ouch this hurts really bad. All my proteins gone from my wheat! Eww! I was mixed together with something called stomach secretions and you know what I am now? After all this? No, No, not bolus but chyme, yes definitely chyme. I was finally through with the stomach and I was now headed towards the small intestine. I had to squeeze in there because it was about 2 inches in diameter. But it took forever to get out of there because it was 22 feet long! Imagine how long that rollercoaster might be. That is taller than any person in the world! During the travel, I felt villi; they were tickling me on all of my sides, they were taking all of my beautiful nutrients. It was like I just got attacked with a vacuum. The tunnel still went on, and on, and on. I was in there for at least 4 hours. I never knew when it was going to end, but right then and there, a bunch of hope came to me. You can ask me what this hope was. What was the hope? It was the large intestine. That’s where I could breath and not be smooshed! It was 3-4 inches in diameter and my heart was pumping normal, well that was a good thing because I thought I was dead. The best part was, was that it was only 5 feet long! I breathe of relief filled my body, it felt like I was about to be free. One last stop to go. The colon, I was worried of what was going to happen next. I felt harder and harder. My body was stiffer and stiffer. This was exactly what I was afraid of. But then, something horrible and frightening happened. I was heading down the Anus. Couldn’t this person wait like a couple more minutes? But whoever this was they were ready. I was dropped into a toilet and once I saw what I was, I was not to happy about it. Then, I spun, and spun, an until I reached the sewer. The sewer was not the best place to be. It was dark, and frightening. I thought that I never was going to see my family again. But I was wrong. J.T. was coming too! A sudden joy came to my heart. It felt as if I were exploding in happiness. Oh Look! There’s the rest of J.T. and I! Suddenly, I didn’t feel so bad, because there is still more bread in the bag. Oh and maybe I’ll see my Aunt Jennifer at the bottom of the ocean! Oh and I could meet up with my big sister Andrea when it’s… you know... her time. With a blink of an eye, I was at the bottom of the ocean. Where I eventually saw my Aunt Jennifer. At first I thought Aunt Jennifer died of mold like Uncle Spanner, but really she got expelled. I think being in the ocean will be fun. I could go swimming and to buy a waste house, I could make a resort! Well you know until I stop holding my breath. ===