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The great bite

It wasn’t easy being a snack it was about five hours a go since the big flush I’ll tell you the story but promise me you won’t laugh at the end that part was not that pretty and really disturbing so brace yourself for the most disgusting and most disturbing story that’s ever been told in the history of mankind. This is how it went. I was the last peanut butter on the shelves and this hugesiclops grabbed me could here the lime green jello saying good bye. Then I hit my knob and got knocked out. When I woke up I saw this hot chocolate mix staring at me at me I thought it was a dream but then the hot sauce said “hey man can I put some hot sauce on him” But I woke up right on time. I said were am 1345 Honey suckle avenue I meant why am I here you’re the fill in for Skippy who’s Skippy the long lost peanut butter that max took. Will that happen to me? I don’t know you should go ask hershies bar he’s the only survivor from max. Well if I’m probably going to die I’m going to live life till the end. All of a sudden the Cyclops grabbed me but I think his name is max. Anyway Max put me on the counter I was thinking about jumping but then I would most likely die so I stayed saw him get the jelly the bread and a humunges knife and he scooped up some jelly and speared it on the bread and then he came for me. He spread me on to the other piece of bread he said his name was bob and the jelly was getting spread on his sister George. Then he put the jelly and the bread on me I could barely breathe because the jelly was really heavy so was George. Anyway I saw him open his mouth and when he bites me I scram bloody murder. Then I was in his mouth and I got wet and was covered with suliva and it was easier for me to slip down the gullet. Then I reached the stomach. Next I see the stomach acid and a bunch of food everywhere. Then this thing called enzyme and they break down portion then that leads me to starch to sugar particles then there is no ileum or sugar portion or fat in me anymore. I start to reach the colon then the liquid of undigested waste are reaved through the colon .Most of the water in me is now absorbed. Lastly I have reached the Anus. Now my remains are undigestible and the solid water is stored in the rectum and I expel through the anus. And that my friends is why I’m a big piece of fungi.