Carlos

Where are your highlighted key words Carlos???? --Mrs. Geib The Journey of the Food Hi I’m a lazy piece of bread and right now I’m just sitting in this 12 pack of bread that this human bought from Albertsons. I’m 4th in the pack. I have no idea what happened to Bob and Surely. What happened to them is unknown. It happened one rainy day when the human was watching Zeke and Luther. He just pulled Bob and Surely out and they were never seen again. I’m sitting right by my friend Freddy. Ok It’s very boring in here so I’m just going to sit here until something happens. Here is where our story begins. It was a warm spring day and the human got hungry. When the Human opened refrigerator I knew something bad was going to happen. Freddy was grabbed then I was grabbed. We were put on a cold counter. Then the human went back to the refrigerator and got peanut butter and jelly. The human once more went near the refrigerator but did not go to it instead it got A KNIFE Oh my gosh he’s going to cut us up. But instead he stabbed the peanut butter. You could hear the screaming. I thought If I ever do get out of this mess I will hold a funeral for the peanut butter, oh and add jelly to the list BECAUSE HE JUST GOT STABBED TO WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next thing I knew I got smeared with peanut butter I can’t breathe I tried to scream. Freddy was the lucky one because he was smeared with jelly. Then the human stuck us together. The human picked us up then put us in his **mouth**. Ew! This place is gross. The **teeth** started **tarring**, crunching and boy did it hurt. Then **saliva** started coming out of his **tongue**. It was like a car wash. It contained **enzyme** which broke down the **starch particles**. Could this place even get nastier? We turned into a **bolus**. Next we got pushed into the **esophagus** which was this long tube which wasn’t much better than the mouth. The muscles in the esophagus are pushing us through the esophagus. It was like being made into bread at the bread factory which was very painful and not at all fun. Then we went into this big pouch inside the human and what do you know I saw Bob and Surely or what was left of them they looked like this gross ball. Would that be me in a couple hours? I sure hope not. Then we were dropped into the **stomach** which was not fun. Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow I said. It was **hydraulic acids** and they were not something you would want to take a bath in. The hydraulic acids were breaking down the **protein** which was not fun because it was like getting one of your eyes scooped out! We started swishing around and boom! Boom! And yet another boom! The human must be running because we were flipping around and around and at the same time getting burned. Then we were dropped into yet place and this place well once you’ve seen the stomach you would take this place in a heartbeat. We were now in the duodenum which was a quiet ride. Until the starch enzymes started taking our starch away would this ever end? Taking the starch away wasn’t at all fun. It hurt so much that I fainted. I later woke up half way through the small intestine I noticed all of the sugar, proteins, fats and minerals were all gone I was just a piece of waste floating through tubes. All I had was water and not a lot of it. Then I thought dang this place is Twenty feet long but two inches around. But small. There was a boom I was entering the large intestines. It was four inches around but It was only five feet long. All of my water started draining out and I wondered what’s going on ?,I like my water please give it back. Then I was moved and stored in the rectum. The next thing that happened was so gross that I’m not even going to tell you what happened. Right now I’m being force to live with the fishes in the ocean until I dissolve dang what a horrible thing I am now please don’t look at me.