Tyler



The adventures of Eric and Will “Yuck” I said to myself as I was plopped into the dark deep waters of the ocean. I was just leaving the, Well maybe I should tell you how I ended up here in the first place. It was a beautiful day and I was relaxing in my bag lying right by my best friend Eric. My name is Will by the way. I was thinking to myself and then all of a sudden my two hands grabbed my other friends Mary and Jack out of the bag. I yelled to put them down but the hands wouldn’t listen. I then yelled “You’re going to put them down if you know what’s good for you”, but my effort was useless. Then I realized that we were next. I got so scared I nearly cried but then he didn’t come back so I stopped worrying myself. A couple hours later the same pair of hands picked up Eric and me. I shouted out “Why are you doing this to us!” Of course l ready knew the answer to my question. He was doing this so he could eat us because everyone in the entire world likes white bread. He took out jars of peanut butter and jelly from the refrigerator. Then the human took out a sharp, shiny, sleek knife and started to spread dense cold peanut butter on me. It did not feel good at all, in fact it felt horrible. That sticky peanut butter would not budge so the human had to push it hard against my body and then I was all deformed and cold, very cold, so cold in fact that I started shivering. Then I looked over at Eric. He was deformed and shivering to so I presumed he must of had a similar process happen to him. Then the human squashed us together and placed us on a plate. He then carried us over to a table and he put us on it. I said “Hey Eric I don’t feel so good about this.” Then he said “Me either Will.” Then the same hands that took us out of our bag picked us up and then Eric and I started to yell at the top of lungs and we both shrieked “We are too young to die”. Then the lights went out. We were placed on a slimy surface that felt like a tongue then all of a sudden razor sharp teeth started chewing and gnashing away at my body. I felt like I was being stabbed over and over again. The noise was pitiful as well. It sounded very annoying, like a human smacking their lips together. Then I was sprayed with water and I closed my eyes. The next thing I knew we were being formed into a ball and we rolled down into the esophagus. We were smoothly being rolled around and getting pushed and pulled to and fro. I told the esophagus to stop but he replied “Just doing my job man.” I saw an opening so I put all my weight to that side. The next thing I knew I fell with a plop into a pool full of water. Then I realize this is no ordinary water. I started being sprayed with more water, but this water burned then I realized what this was. “IT’S HYDROCHLORIC ACID!!!!!!”, I exclaimed. As I was being scorched I realized I was turning into goop. A whole bunch of goop.