Jenessa


 * __ Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich __** ** Sup, I am a piece of bread but now I am in the bottom of the ocean. Even though I am under water I could still talk. I just want to overcome these huge monsters some day but really I was already chewed in the front, digested in the middle and wasted out the rear. My story is really convincing but I shouldn’t read it to you because it is a little embarrassing to me but I want to be the first piece of bread to talk to a human so I guess I will tell you the story of how I got digested. Ok so now on with the story! ** ** One day, I was just talking to my brightest bread buddies who are: Sara, Alexander and Jillian and the rest but then, I heard a gigantic step coming toward the kitchen. I started to panic and told everyone to get back into the bag and to stay quiet until that humongous beast would go away. Everyone got into the bag except my uncle Jim who isn’t really the smartest in this whole bread universe. On the other hand, my little cousin J was actually pushing my uncle Jeff with his big strong muscles. I just don’t know how he could carry my heavy weighted uncle Jim but I can’t carry my baby sister Jade who is only 30 pounds (I am kidding in real life people). So as I am telling my bread cousins and friends to get inside the bag, my cousin Jourdan said, “If you are going to be eaten by that hideous beast then so am I.” I shook his hand and threw him into the bag. I also followed behind and plopped myself in the bag as well. Well the human came and got the peanut butter and the jelly. The peanut butter had his head taken off but that happens all the time for him. The jelly also had her head taken off but she is more braver than the peanut butter so she was just standing there whistling as the huge beast was getting me and my cousin and putting us on the cutting board. ** ** So as I lay there my cousin Jourdan was freaking out but he is still one year younger than me so he could be freaking out but it is not recommended in this breads town. So I get the peanut butter because peanut butter is awesome and my cousin gets grape jelly all over his face but he does like jelly. But then, an unusual sight came into my eyes and also Jourdan’s eyes and we saw that there was a yellow object that looked like the crescent moon. As I was thinking the object just popped into my head, it was a… BANANA!! I wondered why this person got a banana and then the person just zoomed right into my head… IT WAS ELVIS PRESLY!!! Now my cousin and I were being smashed together and were ready to begin this terrifying yet wonderful journey. ** ** So I am being chopped and chopped along with a banana that had just been peeled but then I felt a little ticklish so I asked the banana if it was tickling me and he said no. I looked below me and saw that there were little bumps on Elvis Presley’s tongue and I said… taste buds are tickling me! I also saw salivary glands washing over my cousin and me but I was a little more terrified about going down the esophagus. ** ** I am now going down the esophagus and I realize that why I am tumbling into a sphere and the banana told me, “you are now turning into a bolus.” I still don’t know why younger people are stronger than me and smarter than me. Jourdan also told me, “you are going down the peristalsis, which is smooth muscles relaxing. ** ** Well, now I am in the stomach just laying there and still cool about this. Well I am going to have to say that I am glad to be away from Bread Boulevard which is where I live; at least I didn’t end up being eaten by their nasty little dog named Buster. Did I also mention that this stomach looks like a pink pig exploded in here because first of all it stinks in here and second of all it is pink. Well now ** ** I am in this stomach and half of my body is gone so I should be screaming like Jourdan is but I am actually a little bit ok with it because number one I don’t have to do any chores and second of all there is no more school! On the other hand, I do like learning and chores give me my bread bucks which I could by some butter for Uncle Jim and some jelly spread for my family. I looked at the banana who which will make him more worried which will make him stand next to me and I do not want that to happen and next thing you know, we have a funeral for him so I better hurry up and say bye to him and give him a bread bouquet for his funeral. Anyways, the warm sizzling burning liquid feels so soothing yet ticklish. ** ** So I’m there just relaxing so it is just the banana, Jourdan and me. When I was relaxing I saw these other creature that were called enzymes, or at least it said that on their name tag. So they said, “sorry but we have to break you down into smaller pieces to take out your amylase which is your carbohydrates, starch and your sugar. We also have to take out your protease which is your protein and your lipase which is your fats.” So my cousin and I started lying down while the enzymes do their thing. Now I am called chyme! ** ** Now that I am done with that I am still alive and going into the small intestine which is very crowded. I actually have a fact about the small intestine and that is that it is only 2 inches in height but 22 feet long in length!! That is pretty amazing. I came across some villi too. They were tickling me and I asked them why they look like hairs and why they were tickling me. They said we have to absorb your nutrients so we could ** help ** the body. This small intestine water slide took forever every 5 seconds I would bump into the villi. I kept track of the time for some reason but I am very capable of this schedule because it took 4 HOURS long! Not 4 minutes, not 4 seconds; it was 4 hours and I thought I would get out of there in like 10 minutes. It turns out the water slide had a digital speed limit because we were going slow, no wonder it took 4 hours. ** ** Well I am now in the large intestine with my banana buddy and my bread cousin. It is a lot roomier in here but this ride was short. The fact about the large intestine is that it is 3- 4 inches in height and 5 feet long. Now to think of it I thought it was going to be longer and smaller in height. There is a section in the large intestine is called the colon . The colon was very mean to me because first of all he took the water from Jourdan, the banana and my bread body and second it absorbs all of my minerals in our bodies. I said, “Can a piece of bread have a little peace around here!” then I heard a noise that said “ hey this body is making me do this, I have to do it because I was born like this body so all of our birthdays are on the same day as this human.” Then I felt myself becoming a raisin and I got more solid. I have another fun fact and that is that the colon is only 1/3 of in the beginning of the intestines. Well my cousin started shouting about this place and how it was very bumpy. The banana was asleep but I wasn’t sure if he was sleeping. I was calm and happy that we could get out of here. Then all of us stopped what we were doing and all said together, “HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE!!” Then a little tiny voice said “you will get out from the **** anus .” Then we all looked down and saw that a little tiny thing at the bottom. It opened its mouth and we all fell through. Then we all waited there and soon fell down to a white cyclone. FLUSH! As we heard that noise we twirled and fell down a hole. Now I am here under water at the bottom of the ocean and telling you this story. **