Dakota

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** I wish I wasn’t at the top. I wish he wasn’t hungry, and then I wouldn’t have to be down here in the sewer. Ewe. Well I guess I should tell you how I got down here in the sewer.  ** ======

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 * Well it all started on one beautiful morning I could see everything now because I was the top of the breads. But I knew I was safe for a while because its morning. Who would eat a peanut butter sandwich in the morning right? But on one terrible morning a kid did. The fridge opened the kid grabbed two pieces of bread. Oh, why did I have to be at the top? I feel bad for my little brother too, he was under me. He was so young. He didn’t deserve it. Then he got a knife out and rubbed peanut butter on me and jelly on my brother. Then he put us together and opened his mouth. His tongue was read and his teeth  were white. I told my brother and he said “I don’t care, we are about to get eaten and that’s all you care about!” then he yelled “ow!” and I did the same. It hurt so bad his **** teeth  were chopping and grinding us. Then we were getting digested we were soaked like we went thru a car wash! Then we turned into a bolus! The **** esophagus  was dark in scary. We could feel the muscles contracting us. It was like a rolling wave of toothpaste. Then we landed in the **** stomach . **======

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 * It was like being in a pink bag it was like a mixer or a churner or maybe even a cyclone. Hydrochloric acid was surrounding us. Warm sizzling burning liquid it was killing all the bacteria. “This stuff is turning us into liquid.” said my little brother. It’s breaking us into small bits. We are now called chyme. I told my brother and he said “that is the weirdest word in the history of words!” then we entered the **** small intestine . **======

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 * Villi small hair like structures. Then they started tickling us. My brother and I started laughing like crazy! It was absorbing our nutrients. The small intestine was like a long winding tunnel or a rat maze. We stayed about four hours in there. We were so board. After a while the tickling stopped tickling. Then we fell into the **** large intestine . **======

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 * This was where the body absorbs water and minerals. The water leaves and leftovers started to dry and become more solid. Only having 1/3 of our bodies left we were in the beginning of the **** large intestine . Then after about an hour we got out of the **** large intestine . Then we cheered that we were out of there. Then we remembered we had two more stages to go: in the toilet and into the sewer. Then we could feel that it was time to go into the toilet. Boom. We landed in the toilet. Then the kid flushed and we went around and around. I thought I was going to be sick then there we were in the sewer. **======

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 * I will never forget this day and I hope I will never be put into this situation again! When we were in the sewer it was so dark when we went down the toilet I grabbed my brother because I knew it would be dark. Then I knew we had to go find our parents they were the pieces of bread before us. They were pieces of toasts. I feel really bad for them because they didn’t want a tan. I was scared and afraid and I knew my brother was too. Then we yelled “mom, dad!” We yelled as loud as we could. We didn’t hear an answer back. We kept swimming and yelling the same thing every 10 minutes. And my brother was even counting the time. Then out of now were we heard a voice. It was from our mom and dad. They said “kids are you here?” we swam as fast as we could in the direction we heard the voice. Then we saw them. We gave our hugs said hello and told them everything. And until this day we are still in the sewer swimming. On our way back home! **======